Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.
Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth
You take your bed and push it up against the wall. Then you get on the bed and proceed to jump up and down next to the wall while you smack you dick against the wall repetitively, while still jumping up and down until you come to a climax.
Jacking off has become a thing of the past since my youth pastor taught me the ways of Horse Railing.
Miles that you put on a vehicle with horse poop on the tires
Hey Red that sled looks like it has some horse mileage on it
when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by
Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?
1. To appear to be very sad, down, or upset, as if you had just "... bet on the wrong horse."
Wills:"Sash is lookin' pretty down, man, like he bet on the wrong horse, er somethin'."
Juan:"Right?"
Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.
I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!