Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.

"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"

Get your eggs in order

Get your eggs in order is also known as being organised either day to day or clearing out the mind. The end result should be organised, free from stress or disruption.

Get your eggs in order

I am confused, I need go get my eggs in order

My house is a mess, let's get my eggs in order.

T-Bow's (house of eggs)

an eatery in the SFV, LA, CA. delicious, low-priced, good food, nice family owns it. no, the owner's name isn't T-Bow, t, teabag, tiddlywink, bow, bowser, bigglesby, or rogers.

hey punk, hurry up, or we'll be late for breakfast at T-Bow's house of eggs.

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Bacon egg and cheese grease

The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

I ate some bacon egg and cheese so the grease with make it all wet down there. The male private part will just be sliding in and out. I now also taste like a Continental breakfast. The bacon egg and cheese grease down to your possay.

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Abomination-of-Science Egg Creature

1) A creature created in the name of science out of egg-shaped Rice Krispy Treats and yellow, white, and pink icing; Eyes oddly resemble sunny-side-up eggs.
2) An abomination of man, by man.

"This Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature continues to fascinate scientists all over the world!"

"Pffft, Stephanie made an Abomination-Of-Science Egg Creature for Easter. It made everyone lulz."

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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

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egg balloon fart

it means when you fart it smells like an egg and makes you feel as if you want to take of like a balloon. The phrase was radomley made up by me when my man farted and it smelt like an egg and he said i nearly took of like a hot air balloon a bit random i know but very funny

its when you to a huge stinking fart when you are bloated this is when a egg balloon fart occurs or you done a "egg balloon fart" you stinking bastard

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