Slip and Dick; it’s when one falls and penis enters a poo Shute hole. Some people call this an accident, some people don’t.
Slip and dick; Oh shit Dave, I slipped and dicked into Sarah’s forbidden hole of punishment
When you jump off something and land on your feet but the shockwave goes right up ya asshole
Oh shit son! Feels like I just got ghost dicked!
An extremely large, hard, and rough penis. Has much of the same feel as a wooden staff.
Girl: I once dated a wonderful guy but I had to break up with him because of his Staff Dick.
When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
A mans ding dong that has a slite curve like a banana
Look at that swoop dick he has
Hypnotized by the dick. The dick can put you in a trance if it’s good enough. Sometimes, the dick don’t even have to penetrate you. You can be dick-motized by seeing the dick, touching the dick, swallowing the dicks icing ext..
“she an’t gon leave his raggity ass, she dick-motized.”