What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)
I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick
When sexual arousal has the opposite emotional effect causing someone to have their dick shrivel up
Dat bitch whos a fucking hoo just gave me dry dicke
When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.
M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.
A long, thick, pointy penis/dick that is really good for hitting your g-spot
Gimme that dagger dick
Big dick. Like BIIIIG dick. I'm talking like too big to deepthroat like this dick is prob 10 inches.
Jerome: My dagger dick finna rip open ur*blank*
*female: then why is ur ruler marked at 2.5 inches?
The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.
“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”