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friction burn on penis after having sex fully clothed.
That girl last night gave me fric dick. She couldn’t keep her shorts out of the way.
This wonderful holiday falls on June
25th
Did you know June 25th is National Suck Dick & Eat Pussy Day
Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants
That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.
When your penis is longer then it is wide
Guy: bro my dick is so long
Other Guy: is it thick tho?
Guy: nah bro
Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then
When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”