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When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.
Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.
Isn’t it how sad Monique & Madeline are dick whipped? RIP
The act of pistol whipping a man's penis.
Kris fucked around with the wrong guy the ther day and got dick whipped.
Someone who has curly hair, quite similar to pubic hair.
ah jeez Pod, yer so cool!
shaddap cianós
sorry, just want to let you know
piss off dick pubes!
Something I really really want inside me
And something that’s actaully 20cm
Damn I want to have sex with him so bad mmh he’s so big I want his giant dick inside me
Kiera: I have such a big crush on tommy vercetti
Layla: I bet you want to slam tommy vercettis dick in you
Kiera: WHAT NO! *in my mind* hell yeah bitch I want to fuck him
Making your family a nice warm dinner
Person 1: "Hey guys I'm downing dick tonight!
Person 2: "Aww thanks honey!"
Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones
Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night