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When you head to Thailand in search of ladyboys who are willing to fuck you up the fart box with a strap on and repeatedly telling you to "enjoy man" while fist bumping you.
Thank you sir for the Dirty Hoggy!
a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum
A dirty kaira is a person with a black eye that will still go down on the person who gave him or her that black eye!
person 1..Can you believe Jane Doe what "a dirty kaira"!
Person 2... What Jane Doe is a dirty kaira....! I would never be "a dirty kaira"!!!
It is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.
It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.
The Dirty Jerbear shall not be mistaken as a jerbear, as the Dirty Jerbear is a position within the group of the Lupearians.
The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.
It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was then rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
The Lupearians initiated the new Dirty Jerbear.
When a man is receiving oral, and just before he ejaculates, he pulls his member from her throat(or mouth) and nuts in her eye, similar to an Angry Pirate, but then shouts "May the Power of Christ Compel You!" And does the cross hand motions(head, genitals, left then right shoulders) and hits her with the V8 forehead palm-tap, causing her to stumble and fall backwards.
Janice thought she was about to swallow Tom's huge load, but instead found herself in a staredown with Dirty Pirate Jesus as Tom ran off maniacally giggling about "Exercising Hoe Demons"
When you take a girl to a gas station bathroom, bust a nut int the toilet and give her a swirlie
I gave that chick a dirty sevi