The act of being monkey dick punched.
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
An average ginger penis. Very thick, but lacks length, although it is not a chode.
Damn bro, he’s built like sully’s dick
Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.
Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.
Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.
Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."
A poop dick is when your dick is covered with poop after you have anal sex. :)))))
"Oh man I had the craziest poop dick yesterday after fucking Jenny"