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You can get head from anybody on April 27 even if you have a girlfriend/boyfriend it won’t matter because it’s national just ask anybody for head they won’t be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but only because it’s National Give Head Day
You can get head from anybody on August 20 even if you have a girlfriend or boyfriend it does not matter because it’s a national day, just ask, nobody will be able to deny it.
Him: Hey can I have head
Him/Her: Okay but just because it’s National Give Head Day
May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .
Give your significant other lots of sloppy and passionate head on the 22nd of December (December 22nd)
It’s national give head day, tell your girl/man
Your lips say one thing
but the drugs say another
how can I massage
this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post
Hang me up and drain me dry
Mend my shipwrecked spirit
Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day
The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians
Of the future
And I still pity you
Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle
May your sea burn like tar
May your sky be rolled up like a scroll
May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say
If you went up in smoke?
If I dug you up
and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
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It is the day where FlakyJam gets to receive and hangout with everyone on March 24, whoever opposes from their wishes will be decapitated
Person 1: "Hey, when is FlakyJam day?"
Person 2: "March 24"
A globally observed holiday where mothers all over the world are appreciated and celebrated. Provide them with TLC and value.
I really love my mother and remember her even more on mothers appreciation day on June 25th.