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july 1st is national jordikins day where we obey and worship jordan! jordan deserves this because she is the most talented person in the world🥺🥺
zoe laverne: NATIONAL JORDIKINS DAY IS TODAY OMG
very ugly ppl: who even is that🙄👆
zoe laverne: leave.
The day where you fight the person you been wanting to fight.
person 1 - Did you know what today is
person 2- what
person 1- national run you fade day
person 1- common lets fight bitch
You know that long haired idgit you go to school with that has long hair and climbs trees? Yea. ovi. Bully him. Bully him as hard as you can and don’t stop. This holiday/tradition has been taken aback many a years through my ancestors and we must carry it on. It takes place daily throughout the year. It is always national bully ovi day. Wherever you are.
Ovi: hey you wanna play some magic?
You: no you f*** f***** uggo!
Ovi: hey that’s not very nice
You: I don’t care! It’s national bully ovi day *proceeds to bully ovi harder
Ovi: noooooo!
Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.
Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.
This is the day we all drink cruisers
New Year’s Day was a couple of days ago
But don’t forget getting drunk
Grab all your mates and grab a significant amount of cruisers and drink till you’re blackout
Jim: I have work
Gc: it’s national cruiser day what do you mean?
You have a cake or donut a month after your birthday as a month after the day of your birthday
Hey what do you want for your national concrete day
You have a cake or donut a month after your birthday as a month after the day of your birthday
Hey what do you want for your national concrete day