Beachy Dick

When someone shoves sandpaper down your dickhole.

Stephanie gave me the worst case of Beachy Dick, when I broke up with her yesterday.

Tiger Dick

A big talker with no follow through. (A tigers dick does not become erect.)

Responding to an arrogant comment. "OK tiger dick."

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.

Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

Dick Trumpin

Tea baggin is outdated, we dick people in the face. Being cocky.

Tea baggin: balls in the face
Dick Trumpin: face full of cock

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

Dick licker

A person that likes to lick dick for a living

Drew called lia a dick licker after the blow job