A sexual act in which the female partner defecates on a make partner’s face then proceeds to spread the substance over the face creating a mask.
The male partner then proceeds to perform anal sex, cums, then smears his soiled penis on the upper lip of the female creating a faux mustache (see dirty sanchez).
The two then proceed to wrestle each other.
Last night my girlfriend and I performed the dirty lucha, and she’s complaining that she can still smell poop.
Banging a chick in the grass at a graduation party, then making your driver sniff your fingers on the way home
Holy shit Sammy just gave Claire a dirty woessner at Harrison’s house!
A dirty meyer is when a guy butt fucks a male horse and a woman is sucking off the horse. Then the horse kicks the female participant in the ribs.
Woman: Ow! Man my ribs hurt so bad
Guy: Why’s that?
Woman: Me and Jeff had a Dirty Meyer last night
A dirty rionna is when is a women gets away with murder then eats the carcass
Hanna”i might just pull a dirty rionna”
Kasper”bruh no”
When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado
Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."
When you tryin to stick it in her booty hole but instead she flips you around; pulls out a strap on and fucks your booty hole!
I was trying to be sly and stick my cock in her booty hole but she pulled a dirty keyre on me!