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When an opportunistic American ensnares an unsuspecting Dutchman to satisfy his eccentric bowl-related kinks.
A dirty Rhenzo is when a girl asks you if you’re in yet and you’re all the way in
Bro I was fucking my girlfriend for the first time yesterday and she pulled a dirty Rhenzo last night! I didn’t know my dick was that small!!!!
when you face fucking a bitch so hard and she screaming "more jizz"
yo my girl last night pulled a dirty mojiz
When someone eats sand out of another persons ass
I heard ryan and his dad done a dirty billshake last night
The act of doing the charizard going into the pikachu while yelling fuck every two seconds
Hey kevin you love last night with your girlfriend you we did the dirty leinora shit was tight
The Dirty Cobbler is a three part culinary experience. Part one (the crumble): The base of the cobbler must be constructed, this may involve a number of techniques dependent on resources available. A female base, requires the base individual to refrain from washing her vagina for 3-5 days in order to build a healthy yet fresh crust, that can be crumbled using fingers – dependent on taste. A male base, involves intentionally reducing effort in wiping one’s anus (2-4 days) in order to leave winnets, these can be hardened in direct contact with sun light – dependent on taste. If time constraints prevail both genders may choose the short option of placing a digestive biscuit (cookie) into a plastic bag and crumbling by hitting it with a rolling pin, penis or penises, before placing this in the orifice of your choice.
Part two (the fruit sauce), the other person must eat 300g of Peaches, Pineapple, or Mango 6-8 hours before, then proceed to ejaculate onto the pre-made cobbler base.
Part Three (dining), The completed cobbler is then eaten by the ejaculator, spoon fed to the base individual, or consumed by an interested third party.
Darling, shall we make a dirty cobbler when the Browns come for dinner this Friday?
Yes what a lovely idea, would you prefer a natural or biscuit base?
When a woman pegs a man with a 14" long bedazzled dildo while laying on the king size bed that her grandma gave her.
"He wouldn't stop flooding my timeline with dank memes so I had no choice but to give him the ol' dirty Josey."