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The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"
When one receives felatio in a car. Preferably a nice car but not a necessity as what constitutes a nice car is very subjective
Karen gave me a dirty Bergerac on the M8 last night when I was taking us to get some Kirspy Kreme doughnuts through in Edinburgh
The act of shitting in a croc, getting your sister to wear the croc and make her lick the shit out of the holes while you creampie her pet rabbit.
By golly my sister didn’t like the dirty con i gave her last night.
A high school student a perveted mind and with high sexual activity but has trouble detaching from the ones they love
You're such a Dirty Pups
A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks
Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better
Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*
Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital
Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard
Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
The process of a woman removing a particularly soaked through tampon or pad, placing it in the palm of her hand and then clapping as hard as she can. Spraying the used and clotted lining of the her uterine wall about the room like a vampiric Jackson Pollock
I really need to chew my food more, I just shat out a brick and tore myself. The toilet bowl looks like someone did a "dirty annalisa" into it
A guy who teases you with shelfies for months but never takes it any further.
"How are things going with that guy from work?" "Urgh, I gave up, he was nothing but a Dirty Niall"