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damn that boy got his dick in hood
Lady and the Tramp dick is when you partied too hard, your dick isn’t even al dente hard and all you want to do is connect like Lady and the Tramp. But the only thing your dick is good for is a loving slurp.
Dan, you just went too hard last night. I know you had it on lock with Linzy, but your Lady and the Tramp dick ruined it.
A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.
G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.
A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.
The only sin is window dicking.
After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.
When a Man wears someones clothes without underwear
Billy Dick-rubbed My Joggers Yesterday
The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.
Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.
When a female is extremely delu over a nigga that wants nothing to do with her anymore just because the dick was good.
Girl tell me why Karina is still texting Kevin’s phone like “i love you, i want you back.” even though he’s moved on months ago ctfu sis gotta be dick whipped for sure.