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Using face cream to help with wrinkles
Using Lube
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds
God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
Using face cream to help with wrinkles
Using Lube for vaginal dryness
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds
Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
means that they are NOT loyal at all, and that they’ll play U any day
Jay “He’s throwing 4’s up”
Lily “he must be unloyal”
means your madly in love with olivia,no questions asked.
omg you see them throwing 4’s up,they clearly love olivia looool
A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!
Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!
Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
Throwing up, or kicking someone hard in the face...
Hey mum I just up chucked on the carpet...
Hey Bro come at me I will up chuck on your face bruv