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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.

"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?

by bitchuck September 5, 2024


Gerber life affordable grow up plan

accepting applications

Have you heard of Gerber life affordable grow up plan

by Mans_dont_be_hot April 19, 2021


Throwing up 4`s

Throwing up 4`s indicate that everyone is madly obsessed with me

Yo look he's throwing up 4`s he obsessed with Eli

by Urbanpoppy May 31, 2022


up my own ass

Robert

Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.

up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay

by sirbennito July 23, 2021


Glewed up

Past tense for glow

Man, Keith glewed up over the summer. He used to dress like a bum.

by Chad T. Worthingtons January 29, 2021


Boogered up

Synonymous with "wasted" or "drunk".

Billy was boogered up after closing down the bar.

by ImJayokay August 23, 2019


18 wheel lock up

when you shit your pants and messy and hard

Oh shit think just had 18 wheel lock up

by dragonmate February 15, 2016