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December 23rd is National Yap Day. The day where people talk too much and you can’t hear yourself think.
Bro, she is talking way too much because it’s National yap day
Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings
Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!
October 31st is best dick day when we celebrate the dick that stole our souls
Did you see who tymira posted for best dick day i didnt know he was hittin like that
if a person asks for soapy thigh pics it would be considered rude not to hand them over
this day is on April 10th
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Viktor: "hey bro did you know its National soapy thighs day?"
Random arsonist femboy: "No I didnt here take some"
Post your girl and show her how much you mean to her. Make her smile!!
“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”
Post your gf and show her how much you appreciate her and what she does for you. March 9th!!!
“Did you post your girl for National Girlfriend Appreciation Day?”
Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them
I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes