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Suck some titties!! You can’t lose! It’s therapeutic for both male and female.
A day where females run their finger through whomever’s hair as they get their titties sucked. It is said that it is very therapeutic for a female.
National titty sucking day: a day where both male and female can enjoy sucking on some titties
“ hey it’s national suck Ulyssa titty day”
Okay, what? Did you just search this up because of Moana?
National Grab Ear Day is scheduled on July 18th
Okay, bye.
National Grab Ear Day is not necessary...
Today is National women in uniform day!
So go appreciate all the hot and amazing women in uniforms<3
National Women In Uniforms Day Is amazing!
On the 6th April is Where yu show yur appreciation to yur bestftiend billy but specifically no hugs cuz you don’t wanna hug him
Thankyu billy for being my bestfriend it’s billy appreciation day 🙄
September 31st every year is global eboy day
Me: no way it’s global eboy day
not eboys: 💻👦
A day designated to high-intensity plyometrics. This will contribute to your goal to produce more force in a short amount of time, and add inches to your vertical jump in hopes to compensate for something else.
Evan: Dude what happened to your legs???
Chris: I had crazy plyo day alright...
Evan: mf you're in a wheelchair!