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Day one strokes

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them

I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

by Grantivanschilte April 19, 2024


Party Dai

The homeless looking mofo who is ready to roll a joint and pass on your face

Life is not a party without party dai

by Deepsai November 22, 2021


National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.

Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!

by die potato April 20, 2021


Submissive Femboy day

On June 12th dominant femboy lovers are allowed to treat femboys however they want to, as long as it is doesn't cause long-term damage to the femboy and the femboy consents with it.

Guy1: Hey have you heard that tomorrow is the Submissive Femboy day
Femboy: Ok i will allow it, but only because tomorrow is this special day

by Fornmoore April 12, 2023


shar-day

this is a shark that has evolved from a shark in the sea and basically a land shark that only eats in the day time because it can see at night and it prefers eating humans but because its weak nature out of the water it preys on children and babies instead. when parents not around watching. or lure parents into a trap to eat up the children. this work on all land animals mammals.

shar-day is the second form. the final form will be flying sharks. don't let it evolve again.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 16, 2022


Every day of the week

Used to say nice that something always has to happen. Often associated with sports.

Example: Someone has a big chance to win a game. He has to score an easy ball.

Supporter on the field: That ball has to go in every day of the week!

by Beastmoterator February 06, 2023


Colonizer Day

A synonym for (Christopher) "Columbus Day".

Happy Colonizer Day!!!

Fuck Colonizer Day!!!

I am off on Colonizer Day.

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023