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To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you
Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!
When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin
Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.
This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you
During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him
When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady
Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick
basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier
“bro did we just get dick wallied”
When you realize all dick heads are bald so there is nothing to worry about.
I spent half my life thinking that I am surrounded by dicks with hair but only my dick head grows hair so I was happy to be bald dick surprised.