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When a man has picked up an STD.
"Dude, that chick I fucked last night gave me a pastry dick"
When you are in a professional online slalom competition and instead of cones they use dildos.
Are you nervous for the roller dicking grand prix? Nah man I was up all night practicing
when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.
a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!
When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.
Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.
He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.
Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.
"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"
When your significant other has an attitude problem from the lack of DICK withdrawal'n from sex
Your bitch is dick sick my amigo, go and give her dick an adjust her attitude.
The area between the shaft and balls
You sure got a lot of slobber on my under dick.