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8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder
got me 8 types of fucked up
when you almost win at 8 ball and then fuck it up like 1 second away from actually winning
guy 1: ahhh i almost won at 8 ball
guy 2: yeah dude, you pulled the 8 ball maneuver
When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.
So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?
A big large thing that girls suck on while having it
Laura= man i wanna suck on ur <============8
Him= sure
A word no one’s ever thought of before. This happens when you press each letter, number and punctuation mark on the keyboard without pressing the Shift key to reveal the numbers on the number line and then using the Shift key you type the special symbols instead of the numbers.
Me: “Let’s see what words we haven’t typed into Urban Dictionary yet. Have we typed qazqazwsxwsxedcedcrfvrfvtgbtgbyhnyhnujmujmikikololpp?”
Daryl: “Yes, this word is already there.”
Me: “So let’s think of another word. Qawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolpqawzsexdrcftvgybhunjimkolp, this word has even more sex than anyone’s ever seen”
Daryl: “Yeah. I would type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"\|zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? instead.”