3/4 half high off nothing

a fake high, usually brought on by considerable amounts of caffeine, an awesome video game, a movie marathon, and 3, 5, and 7 a.m. escapades without sleep, making everything funny, awesome and crazy.

1:58 a.m.
Blake: But why is there an olive in the cocoa!
3:12 a.m.
Zac: Time for a Wegmans run. We should pause Terminator 2 to get some Full Throttle.
5:27 a.m.
Evan: Yo! Did you see that opossum.
7:45 a.m.
All: Duuuuu...uuuude We are so 3/4 half high off nothing!

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Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

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half of the people who posted definitions on this website

are retarted hypocrites and faggots who believe everything they see on the fucking idiot box. particularly the ones who posted definitions of certain people. most of the definitions r not funny, and in some cases half of the definitions are all the same. specifically, the definition g-unit. g-unit kicks ass, but 75% of the definitions said g-unit stands 4 gay unit. That joke was not funny. Whoever thought of that joke should be proud of himself, he got 80% of america to copy him and still have no idea who he is. i used 2 be a member of this website, this is the last definition im posting.

half of the people who posted definitions on this website: im cool, i have a computer, i believe everything i hear from CNN to the national enquirer, im not funny.

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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

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grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip

Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.

When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

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Half-way Low One-finger High-five

When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking

guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."