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A great way to rate any thing eg. Videos, pictures, music
John : "Hey check this video out!"
Peter : "lol nice!!! 5 stars"
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1. A subway sandwich. Quite good if you put the right stuff on it.
2. A bad advertisement for a male slut.
1.
Sally: I got a great 5 dollar foot long from subway the other day!
Tanner: What was on it?
Sally: Mayo. Cheese. Turkey. Lettuce. Oil. Diabetes
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Patricia: I heard about the 5 dollar foot longs. I'm really horny tonight.
Clerk: Well ok ma'am, you'll be with Jaime
Jaime: Sup girrrrl. I heard you want my 5 dollar foot long.
Patricia: HELL YEAH!
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Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, coming out for the psp in May
tim: dude I wish hideo kojima would make a metal gear solid 5
tom: well, did you hear about that new metal gear game coming out for the psp? he himself said he considers it mgs5
tim: whoa really? why psp?
tom: he said he wanted to give his team a "challenge", and im positive it's not gonna suck
tim: wow, finally a good game for psp
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a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 pounds."
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When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.
jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
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one of the greatest games ever, which will never run at the best graphics settings unless you're using a NASA computer.
John: Hey, I just got Grand Theft Auto 5!
Alex: Set the graphics to the lowest setting.
John: why?
Alex: because
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