When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.
I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!
You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.
Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?
Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia
Well you just know don't you.
To give a female a battering for no good reason.
Officer: so what happened
Female: he gave me the Chris brown treatment
Officer: oh okay we understand
Deadly power move when one strikes a female in retaliation for her (possibly supposed) incompetence
Girl: *being annoying*
Man: *activates* “CHRIS BROWN NO JUTSu”
*knocks her out*
Man: phew! Finally
A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.
Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.
A person of hight society, looks down on fellow peers because of the sheer dominance he has because of his cloudage. If you see one in the wild refer to them as "Puff Daddy"
Yo, have you seen Buddy over there he's blowing some huge clouds. I wish I was him.Chris "Buddy" Prendergast is a amazing creature.
Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok