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This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.
I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.
A nigga who gonna take over this youtube and twitch shit. Stay tuned.
Yo, you seen that NYC Mike reaction video he has the best reactions on Youtube no kizzy.
A guy that frequent users of AOL UK chatrooms know about!
He's said the same line for the last few years.
AOL Mike:
Mikec00566: do you know anyone with hearing aids, i wear 2
A two fingered gesture when you want others to move.
“As we pulled up at the hotel we saw the window of the Emira open and Mikes-Hotel-Hand slide out telling us where to park.”
Mike Ferrell's are generally lousy car salesmen. They aren't very bright, and definitely has a small penis. They are horrible in the bedroom, the showroom, and.....the kitchen. Their deepest secret that they never want to share, is that they played soccer for many years because they couldn't make the football team. And they had an affair with a girl named Jennifer.
Wow, that's got to be a Mike Ferrell!
The perfect couple. They've been through everything and fell in love almost instantly. Mike is the most amazing boyfriend, who protects his queen. Katy is a beautiful, unique girl who's loyal and a tad clingy. Their love is infinite. Nothing can break them apart. When his smoky eyes meet her brown eyes, the world stops in order to let them have a moment alone together.
"Mike and Katy are so cute!!!"
The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!