Nelson Bean

A specific type of Nelson that has an large mouth for eating various Mitch Lunches or throwing goldfish into. Much of the time he can be found in his natural habitat working for Dr. Bean or playing bass. An uncommon trait of the Nelson Bean is acting white, however, at the same time appearing black on the outside. He also has a habit of blurting out odd phrases. Cation: he is unusually protective of his food and may become aggressive and prone to humping or rubbing his ass on the you.

Matt B: Nelson what's wrong?
Nelson: I have bengay on my balls!

N'Dugu Jamz for life!!!

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Brain Bean

Adderall acquired from someone with ADD taken in order to perform better in an academic setting.

Usually I sleep through math class but since I popped that brain bean I'm excited to learn. I even know how to solve problems using formulas I don't remember learning.

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bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

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bean dip

a delightful nick name. often used in a situation when someone forgets someone's name.

it's also a fantastic dip at a party and can be used as a conversation filler.

*oh shit i forgot her name...*

"oy! Bean Dip!! yeah you!! looking pretty foxy tonight. want some dip?"

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sexy bean

Jacob <3 I love him :(

I love you Jacob

he is a really sexy bean :?

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Freckled Bean

A red headed freckled sluts clitoris.

The QA assistant managers Freckled Bean has become quite popular with the boys in the office.

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Bean Boozled

The female equivalent of blue balls. Specifically when you’re just at the edge, but stop for a number of reasons - leaving the female party fully dissatisfied and entirely bean boozled.

“I can’t believe Tommy bean boozled me last night, why can’t the kid last any longer?? I was THIS close”

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