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A "Jake Break" is the act of saying you are ill because you are undergoing a sex change and don't want everyone to find out.
I haven't seen jake in ages is he ill ?
No he is on a jake break ?!
OMG how can he be a she with than beard !
National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you
Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much
24 hrs later
Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you
Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though
Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day
Girlfriend: ......
Yo, I've been working all day and now it's time to break some green
A situation where reality is tending to bend and is corrupting.
The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.
Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”
Using any kind of force to open and enter a private dwelling without warremt regardless of possession of proper authority and pillaging retards homes
Break and enter is black and white on paper
A girlfriend or a wife you bring along on a trip
"I should of left the hand break at home"