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This is what you call the best priest ever. Best thing to ever happen to Carmel besides the dispensing going on in the 500 boys bathroom. He is truly kind to all.
Everyone loves Father Christian
Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
A strong and muscly boi with superpowers so strong even Thanos fears them. They include:
teleporting aliens from area 51 to his house
Eating beans
catching Wilson
breaking a $50 vase
"YO THAT'S CHRISTIAN CAVALLARO"
Niels Christian is a dude with an huge penis!
His donkey dick swings like a motherfucker
Who turned on the table fan?
oh shit its just Niels Christian swinging his cock
A dude who loves to eat paper and watch a ton of porn
Look at that guy eating paper, who is he? Christian Hernandez
When a good Christian Girl secretly, or not so secretly, partakes in drugs, alcohol, and risky pharmaceuticals while knowingly pregnant in an attempt to induce a miscarriage. Note: sometimes failure to miscarry can still be a success if it traps the father into considerable financial obligations to support the female partner for life and their disabled and mentally stunted child.
Kevin: Beth seemed totally strung out in church today. Is she on something? I thought she was preggers.
Todd: She had a big fight with Jim last week. She's probably doing a Christian Girl abortion.
Jose-Chris is the best name for a half white and a half Honduran male
Jose-Christian is the best name