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David H-O-H-M-A-N-N

Where to fucking start? The Hohmann keeps a fucking Rancor in the back of his motherfucking room. He has a fucking trident and controls the mother fucking sky. He's gonna mess you the fuck up with linquistics which YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND. He's a fucking monk, and knows his way around YOUR FUCKING EXISTANCE. He eats the souls of screaming children for FUCKING BRUNCH. Eat shit; Hohmann is the man.

Girl: Ms. Wallace is scary...
Boy: have you met the David H-O-H-M-A-N-N?? He will rape you and then cum fire...

by ebonydark'nessdementiaravenway May 17, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


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a guy

HELLO
My name is:
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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

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David Jing

He is a friendly and kind person. He is a good friend to hang out with. But sometimes, he can be childish (I mean very) and naive. He also talks a lot in class. He never raise his hand in class when he wants to speak. But otherwise, he is a very kind and generous person

Look, David Jing is so kind and helpful! You should be more like him.

by Heylittleuser June 2, 2018


David pena

Someone really short and homosexual.

Omg did you see how short David Pena is!

by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 7, 2022


David yates

Meaning a sexy guy whos dick id blow all the way home id bounce up and down on it till he couldnt cum no more id not quit intill he begged me to id make sweet hardcore dirty sex to his tall skinny ass with the Y vain in his head and ninja RC tattoo yep thats you boo ๐Ÿ˜˜

#1hey david yates were you been.
#3 around...y watsup?
#1well if u want we can wait intill he leaves to play a game with me
#3ok but wat do u mean ?

#1 just wait ima show u its a surprise "wink wink"

#2=he ...goes to store
#1 me as she gets on #3.

#3 ...oh shiit gurl....shhhiiittt.
#1 starts blowing the job then the job starts to get harder and harder so she puts his dick in her pussy then its a done deal makin a piggy squeel type shit lol

by Cheybaby101 January 28, 2018


David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024


david mertz

A hot stud

Look at David Mertz, he's so fine, he reminds me of a young Chris Pratt, mixed with a young James Franco.

by NotRick_Astley January 21, 2018