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The day that your crush will reject you if you ask them out on this day 🤞🤞😭😭😡😡🥵🥵
Bob: hey Susie, wanna go out with me
Susie: I can’t sorry
Bob: why not?
Susie: it’s December 16
Bob: oh yea sorry
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The tradition in which an individual (or a group of people) drink everyday of December.
I'm doing december bender! I haven't been sober since November
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The day where u pretend to be a yappy dog for 10 minutes at school
Evangelene: it’s December 23 , but why is Maddy on the floor acting like a dog
Py: it’s national pretend to be a yappy dog for 5 minutes at school
Evangelene : ohhh lets join
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Only the best people are born on this date. Suck it October & November
Person 1: wow! Why is Chad so cool?
Person 2: cause he was born on December 4th
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Dumb ass bitch with crackhead problems day was born in December 26 2006
You can be such a dumb crackhead oh wait your birthday is December 26
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Masturbate in a group video call.
Girl 1: Guy 1, Why it's your phone shaking?
Guy 1: It's December 7.
Girl 1: Oh, sorry then.
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You: hey guess what day it is!
Cousin: December 3?
You: “I like your cut g” *smacks*
Cousin: oww
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