to do a Rosco

the need to take a shit before an event

"Sorry guys had to do a Rosco, I couldn't start playing football till I got that out."

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Doing a Vibe

Not turning up to planned events such as a birthday.

wheres James? is he doing a Vibe?

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do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

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Do it later

Pronounced "do it laaaateeeer". Procrastination pushed to its very limit. Perfected by a dynamic young man from Dorset who first uttered these eternal words. A perpetual state of doing it later is known as All systems go

Mike: You gonna leave the house today?
Aidan: I'll do it later

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do the laundry

Wash the dirty clothes

I just did my laundry. I do the laundry on Saturdays.

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booty do

where yo stomach stick out more den yo booty do !

that pregnant lady got a booty do.

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fuck do

The kind of messy hair do that arises from human mating

- Bad hair day?
- Not at all. Just made it lucky with X, great fuck do!

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