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Person: Have you seen John today?
Me: nah prolly douche flipping again outside.
(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.
That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.
When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.
"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"
The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.
That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.
Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.
The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.
one who thinks they are the shit. wen in fact they are just shit. very likely to be of a wog or hispanic background. but not necessarily. many an australian people have become douche bags.
liam martin, tim cullen are examples of australian douche bags.
there are too many european douche bags to list
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the awkward cold feeling a girl gets when cleaning her cooch. used as slang to describe something awkward.
bob: yo tom i heard you banged some really fat chick last nite.
tom: yeah it was your sister.
dick: DOUCHE CHILL!
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