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Egg and chips clothing is a website where you can buy all the latest alternative fashion like dark side clothing, iron fist, famous stars and straps and many more.
Owned by Mister Jack, the company offers more then just clothing but also style and fashion advice, music and updates on all the goings on in the alternative scene.
Girl : "Wow where did you get that hoodie".....
Guy : "I got it at egg and chips clothing".
A long eared, lady-boy that could suck a hard egg through a straw.
I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.
Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.
I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.
When a man squats over a ladies face, facing her feet, and as she licks his anus he masturbates all over her breasts. Then the man runs the tip of his penis over her breasts evenly spreading the seamen over the breast as if he were decorating a cake.
I had an awesome night; I had a Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs with your sister.
The Motion of licking out a woman's vagina
1-"Hey Josh, How was giving Taylor a Warm Cadbury's Creme Egg?"
2-"Fucking Amazing!"
Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.
*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg