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Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
The non-existent day of febuary
'Y'all it's February 32nd!'
It's March 1st, Jacob.
Free Fap February is a Challenge Month Counteracting to the No Nut November. What you basically have to do is Cum as much as you can, maybe measure it and compare it with your Friends.
You Doing No Nut November?
Me?
Nah, I did Free Fap February this Year.
the best couple’s in the world one month anniversary💗💍
“damm are one month is on february 16th💗💍”
February 15th and 16th is National Day of the Republic of Serbia. So if this is your birthday, you should know that the whole country is celebrating this day, and have a two days off from school and work.So they have two days to celebrate february 15th and 16th.
February 15th and 16th - National Day of the Republic of Serbia - 7 million people celebrate your birthday.
You can find Serbia on google maps. (In Europe on the Balkan Peninsula.)
People 1: What's your birthday?
People 2: February 15th.
People 1: Wow 7 million people celebrate your birthday. Awesome.
National clam day. The day where u must eat at least 1 clam. Even if you don’t like them.
Mom: hey it’s February 15th!
Kid:oh no.....
Kid: do I have to....
Mom: yess ofc
the day where the most handsomest, cutest, most adorable, intelligent, funniest, strongest, kindest, lovely boy was born :) i love you so you much fabian and i forever will ❤️🫂
wow! it’s february 15th! you know what that means ;)