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A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.
The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.
absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.
ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer
Urban Dictionary spelling wrong
I got "there are 2 error preventing this from being submitted" when I typed gibberish
the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.
But your really reading gay porn
Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)
Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"
You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.
When a friend hasn’t spoken to you for ages and then can’t stop talking to you.
At last, the dame comes out from behind the curtains.
A person who has a muffin top, kankles, thunder thighs, neck fat, back boobs or is by any other definition: FAT!
Dude 1: Dude, check out that girl over there. Her fat rolls have fat rolls.
Dude 2: Totally Dude! That Girl is T'd up from the feet up!
Dude 1: Totally!
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