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Love is the thing, which can bind you or anyone with other one, after then that other person becomes special for you as you become special for him/her. Love teaches us the best way to live the life with happiness and fun. Love is the precious feeling of everyone’s heart, it can neither be created nor be destroyed for someone special for you. Love just come in the heart and goes from the heart itself. Love is the God gifted love liest feeling of heart ever on the earth.
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A saying by non-native English speakers who have literally no idea how our metaphors or idioms work. Bullshit nonsense that's probably the butt of a joke or something.
Person 1: Hey Sven, why weren't you at work yesterday?
Sven: That's the way the apple falls when the cookie doesn't crumble far from the tree.
Person 1: ...
A genetically related sibling from the same mother.
She's my Yeetus McGeetus the Fetus from the same Uteritous!
absolute destruction. use this and you will get clam india.
ur descendant hung from ur pendant
*unleashes a black hole bigger than ur moms inside-outer
A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.
The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.
A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?
Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
What you say when your parents ask you what your reading you say that your reading Unpublished storys from independent writers online.
But your really reading gay porn
Also known as (yaoi smutty fanfiction)
Mom: "hey hon, what's that your reading?"
You: "oh, I'm reading unpublished storys from independent writers online.