A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
A war started in early 2022, it may be the last war. Sooner or later, nukes will be dropped because of this area, and the end of days will come. If not from this conflict, from the Sino-Taiwaneese war.
Russian Teen: "Oh no i hope i dont get drafted into the Russian-Ukrainian war!"
how russians stay warm by drinking a bunch of vodka
dude its cold other dude na just go inside start a party with vodka drink then come back outside that russian warming
When your mom repeatedly hides stuff you use every day inside several decorative containers.
"Where is the ibuprofen ... why is it in here?! Stop Russian nesting dolling our whole house!"
A russian mosh pit is when a large group of soldiers are forced to have gay sex in a pit as a disciplinary action.
> Vladimir, for stealing the commander's vodka, you have been sentenced to a russian mosh pit!
> ебать!
The “Russian Edge” is a masturbation technique derived from gen-z and their terms such as “Jelquing, Edging, and Gooning” to refer to different types of masturbation techniques. “Russian Edging” is when a sole or duo team inflicts a blast of cold from an ice cube or air dryer onto their scrotum while vigorously stroking their male genitals as fast as possible in the aim to survive for as long as possible without releasing semen or any type of excretion from the male genital. While “Russian Edging” ones scrotum must reach 0 degrees Celsius or 32 degrees Fahrenheit the approximate freezing temperature before the masturbation may begin. Masturbation at this level may only last for a few seconds as the frozen scrotum forces semen to the urethra.
Hey Jeff, have you tried the new Russian Edge? If not let’s try it together some time, I’ve only held it up for 6 seconds.
A new virus that's spreading across entire Europe.
"Hey, how's it going?"
"Привет, меня зовут Дмитрий."
"Damn, you got the Russian virus."