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Jordan Page

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME BITCHES ALSO HE PROLLY SMOKES HELLA TREE

Jordan Page is a total stoner man

by Pickles7692 April 26, 2022


Jordan W.

He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.

Jordan W. is really fucking stupid

by Zulaman August 31, 2022


Jordan Taylor

Excel Wiz

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.

by JayTayHay November 9, 2023


Jordan Spencer

Slag that’s it.

Yeah she’s like Jordan Spencer

by Xx_Bender_xX February 23, 2024


Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!

Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...

A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024


jordan jinks

idk, you prolly hate him. hes just a fruit looking for his salad..

im am him, he is me. i am jordan jinks

by jyynnxx August 23, 2021


Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 30, 2022