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When every traffic light turns green in a row, usually on a long stretch of road that is very busy. Occurs rarely, but sometimes happens when you desperately need it.
Josh- "Dude, I was running late for work but down Wilder road I hit a green light frenzy and just made it with 2 minutes to spare!"
Mike- "Lucky bastard! I usually get stopped in traffic!"
Cranking one’s “unit” while entering their partner
Gf: “Wanna have sex?”
Bf: “Sure, wanna try changing the light bulb?”
Gf: “no”
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A party trick which consists of holding a lighter up to your ass while farting, which emits a flame causing you to to spontaneously cumbust.
Hey bro, you ever seen the southern of the southern lights?
A buttplug with multi-colored LED lights that emit a light show similar to the Northern Lights.
It's like the Northern Lights, but it's called the Southern Lights because it's in your butt.
Blue darker than light blue, however lighter than blue!
Though I stripped of my new bedwetted pjs, I was still confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs, which all I can do is cry and get over being confined inside my new bedwetted light medium blue K Mart Boxer Briefs!
When you and the boys (or girls) decide to endeavor on a “light” outing to Ott’s Medford NJ. Nothing crazy.
Gonna do a Light Ott’s after work, you homies down to guzzle booze?
Man everyone knows a Light Ott’s turns into an easy Baker’s Dozen of shots. It’s so easy.
8 Ball: I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low. But my hands are messed up so you better drive, brother!