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if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass
my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night
When you leave a tough mudder for too long and your shit starts running like the lava that killed millions in Pompeii.
Campbell: “Hey crystal, are you feeling ok?”
Crystal: “I don’t think so. I ate something last night that didn’t agree with me. I feel like im about to take a mud slide to the gates of hell!”
another word for the asshole
yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel
"Funny mud pee" is a Chinglish style of saying "bullshit". The pronunciation follows its original meaning in Chinese. If someone is talking something nonsense, you can say Funny mud pee
Trump: ... this Chinese Virus (coronavirus) ...
Chinese: Funny mud pee
Chinglish. It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide
she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide
when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.
I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping