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The most amazing of people. Massively endowed in every way. Urmom will love him.
Natural enemy of Dave's. Will attack on sight. Keep your Dave's away from Matthews to avoid permanent damage.
First person: Holy hell, who is that fine ass man over there talking to Urmom?
Second person: Ohh, that's just Matthew
Matthews are known to be gentleman but also beasts in bed. A Matthew can easily have 100s of girls lusting after him but a Matthew will only have eyes for one girl. Matthews are taller than 6 feet and have awesome dark brown hair thats almost black.
Grace: Did you see that Matthew over there? He’s so hot!!!
Ashley: Duh! He’s a Matthew!!
Matthew is that one annoying kid that thinks they are cool.
Matthew: Im cool!
Person: No you arent
Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all
Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been
Matthew: Up your moms ass
To sexy to comprehend and is way better at Fortnite than Ramon.
He does sport and stuff and drink many beer.
oh shit, Matthew cool dude i should be awsome to him and friends
A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets
That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew
A Matthew is definitely a unique creature. They are generally very tall and think they are the MASTER of everything when I’m reality their not. Matthews are the slowest things in existence slower then the Toyota Prius. Matthew’s are actually very similar to snails. They move very slowly and take forever to get ready especially takes forever to get out of the car. Being named Matthew means that you also suffer from a unique sleep schedule, almost similar to the way a hamspter sleeps, never on a set sleep scheldue, awake at random times (mostly late night hours 😉) , even goes the extra step to bring a blanket to sleep in school. Lastly, being named Matthew means that you snap every girl within a 100 mile radius of where you live.
Matthew is a unique creature
Matthew’s are generally in a better mood when intoxicated