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The act of hitting the left goal post with the puck in ice hockey.
Lou sauced a 100 footer up to Sacker who toey'd the mascot and split the D before lazering a pass to Sexton, who pulled the puck between his legs and rifled a tweener that went West Coast Red Metal. No goal.
In reference to the movie Full Metal Jacket, Full Metal Tappin' involves an individual 'Taking a Blinker' off an empty cartridge or disposable, absolutely frying the user's esophagus and leaving a burnt charcoal taste stuck in their mouth.
Darius: yo whatchu got trav smokin on that shi smell like boof
Donte: Naw iss jus burnt as fuck he Full Metal Tappin' the jawn
Darius: Ah hell naw get this nigga a respirator XD
There's nothing wrong with only listening to metal. Most definitions on here seem to be by people who have never listened to metal.
There is nothing wrong with being a metal elitist.
Progressive metal is a generally needlessly complicated and unstructured form of music that often makes minimal sense to the majority of metal fans because it can only be appreciated by people with an IQ over 600.
Progressive metal fans often believe they are superior to any fan of any other genre and will generally reject any piece music that isn't at least 20 minutes long with 40 key changes per minute.
Music in 4/4 is like kryptonite to a progressive metal fan and they must be administered dream theatre riffs as an antidote
An easy way to spot a progressive metal fan is to look for the guy who is pissed off at Opeth for dropping the growls yet goes to their shows anyway and yells for them to play Black Rose Immortal. He will also let everyone know that he's mostly there for the support band, who he has known about for ages.
In short, the math nerd of metal
*At an Opeth show*
Friend: Who's that guy *Points at a guy middle aged guy with long hair, glasses and a dream theatre shirt on stood in the middle of the pit looking like a moody teenager*
Me: Oh that's a progressive metal guy, he actually hates this band because their music is too simple
Friend: So why's he here if he hates them?
Me: Oh it's happening, look at him now
Prog metal guy: I HATE YOU GUYS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST GO BACK TO THE WAY YOU WERE YOU BETTER PLAY BLACK ROSE IMMORTAL RIGHT NOW OR I'M OUT OF HERE.
Friend: Wow
Two genital piercings rubbing together during hardcore sex
I’m going metal on metal tonight
A gene of music that started with bands like Korn and System of a Down. Then there were new bands that were still nu-metal but they are crap.
Good Bands: Korn, System of a Down, Disturbed. They are good because they have a cool and different sound about them.
Bad: Limp Bizkit, Slipknot, Linkin Park They suck because they have emo slash annoying followers or they just suck. cough limpbizkit cough
Slipknot Fan: SLIPKNOT!!!!!!!!!! (headbangs)
Linkin Park Fan: That song is sooo deep. sob sob cut slash
Me: Annoying nu-metal fans.