Stoniest hands in the east coast #1 catcher and hockey superstar
AYO ITS STONEY MIKE
This is the smartest dude on the planet, possibly the galaxy. He is a great and loyal friend. He is in touch with the demons of the Goetia and a great spiritual guru. He is a unique and awesome individual.
That guy knows everything. He's hella cool. What a Genius Mike he is!!
When Mike has one too many shotguns and or shots.
The most intense blackout you've experienced.
"Mike. You went Delulu last night. Not cool"
"You went Delulu Mike last night."
A hockey goal scored by one-timing through the five hole of a goalie.
Oh get real, that's a Mike-a-veli Special.
A guy who crosses personal boundaries even though you’ve clearly set them.
That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!
A light skinned Tyler ass nigga
Bra, you a mike woods. ass nigga