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A black man wearing black! Or a naked black man
Nathaniel Webbe in a hucks shirt is a natural ninja
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Any over the counter pain supplement ibuprofen
Andrew took ninja candy for the pain in his knees and ankles.
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When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.
Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.
somebody who slices themselves.
person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
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An inconspicuous mark made on a common item to prove that it is yours.
Ripping the label edge of a bottle - “Dude; my brew”. “How so”? “Secret Ninja Knot”.”Oh ;my bad”. ”No worries”
When one drinks enough where they think they can kick everyone's ass.
Oh man! Bob thought he was a Beer Belt Ninja but the bouncer kicked his ass.
A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.
The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
Cowboy Bear Ninja
(see Rochambeau)