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Take a shit, or multiple shits. Form shit(s) into a log shaped cylinder, then leave outside in a snowstorm for a few hours. Take now frozen shit log and stick it up person’s ass, then use your hand as an axe, sending shit and ice chunks everywhere that slowly melt
Oi blin, theres shit everywhere! I told you we shouldn’t have done the Russian Lumberjack
It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.
Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!
1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.
Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.
When you pour vodka inside of a bitch fuck her and as she is screaming you say нет and throw her at the wall
Josh: I totally gave Rebecca a Russian Raging Bull last night
Liam: goddamn what a savage!
Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
When ten Russian women rape a gay man.
Oh I wasn't gonna lose faith in my son, that's when I got him a Russian Viagra!
Russian botox is an aftermath of getting punched in the face and having swelled lips for the next few days. Those with Russian botox should be proud to have it.
- Damn, Sam got the Russian botox?
- Yeah, he got into a fight at the bar yesterday.
- What a madlad!