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Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

by Mrs Mrs Mrs March 21, 2023


My furnace is smoking

Used in place of the honest excuse "I don't want to do that with you" - typically due to hangover.

"Dude, I can't go skiing with you because my furnace is smoking"

by NotMetero February 11, 2014


smoke a turbo

to smoke a ciggarette

hey man lets smoke a turbo

by Jesse Stanley February 13, 2008


Not Smoke

A period of time which one takes to "not smoke".

Verity left the dinner table to go outside and have a "not smoke".

by Bug1995 December 22, 2019


national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022


Chief smokes on foil

Some one who smokes drugs on tin foil to get high

The office guy Chief smokes on foil had to leave work early today. They were running a by one get one free special on Tim foil at Costco.

by Steveclarksleepster July 3, 2024


smoke buster

something to use to dispurse and or change the scent of smoke.

dude1 "dude we need to smoke later"
dude2 "yeah but not at my house man my moms getting to nosy"
dude1 "dude its cool i can make a smoke buster"

by blitzbrennen March 12, 2012