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A beer bong filled to the brim with natty boh and just when you thought it couldn't get better a solid serving of old bay is dashed across the top
john: get out the beer bong
Stew:Im givin you a baltimore beer bong
John: word, shits delicious
All-permeating state of post-inebriation terror that can strike even the most battle-hardened of bevvy merchants. Sufferers will typically curl up in an angst-ridden ball with little comprehension of their whereabouts in time or space with only a poorly defined feeling of impending catastrophe for company.
Symptoms are magnified tenfold if the sufferer has a professional commitment to attend to the following day.
Morgan Freeman: "Ben, can you help me stop a catastrophic nuclear war being triggered by a rogue terror cell?"
Ben Affleck: "Sorry Morgan, I hit the lager pretty hard last night and have been struck down by the sum of all beers. You're on your own for this one."
The act of putting the entire end of your beer bottle in your mouth, and then removing it so as to produce a popping sound and causing the beer to foam over
Wow, you're great at mikeing your beer!!! I've never seen so much foam in my life!!!
"Beer me up" is what you would say, when you are drinking beers and just emptied the one in your hand and sit too far away from the case of beers to get a new one, without having to get up and walk to it. If you have some decent friends one of them will obviously hand you a beer.
Hey, Scotty! Beer me up!
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When an attractive woman seduces an intoxicated male and sleeps with him. Early the next morning the woman will have her very unattractive friend take her place in bed, and wait until the man wakes up. He will then look over at who he thought was a smokin hotty and then start freaking out
Jen: "Hey, Kate, how was your Friday night?"
Kate: "Pretty good, I hooked up with some guy, then the next morning Denise took my place and gave him quite a scare."
Jen: "ahh the old Beer Goggles Prank, eh?"
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When you drink too much beer and make bad decisions.
Guy1: Dude what happened last night?
Guy2: I don't even know, but it was def bad news beers!
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The absolute best tag team in pro wrestling today PERIOD. Consists of former Team Canada member Robert Roode, and former A.M.W. member "The Tennessee Cowboy" James Storm.
Hey, did you guys see Beer Money Inc. wipe the floor with DX last night?
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