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Any roll around on the floor church.
Oral Roberts University is a total Six flags over Jesus, man.
Aces, yo.
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A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations
over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy
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1.) To get penetrated rectally.
2.) About the last thing you want to hear come out of your prison cellmate's mouth.
1.) Dolores was on the rag so I told her to roll over and take it like a man.
2.) Bubba: Schmidt! Roll over and take it like a man!
Schmidt: Yes, Bubba.
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when a girl with no personality attempts to wear as little clothing as possible to appear more attractive- even though every respectable man knows that a woman’s mind is most important.
Gary: “Well why don’t you date Maggie?”
Steve: “Are you kidding me? She’s constantly wearing duct tape over her nipples. I don’t think she even reads.”
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A head-over-the-bed throat-fuck is a sexual act where one guy who is laying on his back with his head hanging over the edge of a bed is face-fucked by another dude, thereby allowing the face-fucker to slide his long cock down the face-fuckee's throat and bypass his tongue.
My cadet roomie, Matt, is teaching me how to deep-throat his dick by giving me head-over-the bed throat-fucks! Last few times - I didn't even taste his cum!
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a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.
If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."
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it means you you either get your shit together and be a team player or get mashed by the team and fall by the waist side.
she is such an attention whore she doesn't realize she is a detriment to the group and guess what? the group is not feeling that ..
so ,she better get on the bus or get run over.
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