God Damn Black People

Popular phrase coined by Dugan in the early 21st century. Not used neccesarilly when people are mad at balck people, but jut to show anger or general frustration. Not to be confused with So Many Black People, So Little Trees.

Kurt: Shit, Van Trees is there, we can't leave.
Dugan: God Damn Black People.

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Virginian People Pleaser

While performing a self induced goatse, arch your back and stick your ass outward towards either a crowd; or up to, but no more than 3 people. This all happens while being spun on some sort of slowly rotating apparatus. This move was coined in Virginia one year after it's colonization in 1620 by a town drunk. Nobody in the area knew his the man's name but he was widely known for his gape strategy. Hundreds gathered on a weekly basis to see the "Virginian People Pleaser" and used the act as a form of entertainment.

"Showed my Dad, Mom and Uncle what a Virginian People Pleaser was, can I crash here for a few weeks?"

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People-Who-Need-To-Not

Social Miscreants
An incompetent, inconsiderate, or otherwise completely intolerable individual, causing others to feel that this individual needs to cease their irritating behaviour. This individual is highly unlikely to do so, and will forever remain needing 'to not'.

1- "That guy is staring at me, and he's really creepy. He needs to not."

2-
A: "A woman asked me at work today how the lift (elevator) works, because she's 'not from round these parts'..."
B: "She needs to not."

3- "They need to not. Get the smack-bat out."

4- Babies crying and mothers ignoring them/glaring at your look of judgment - a classic example of 'People-Who-Need-To-Not'.

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Tall people rule #3

You are legally allowed to bully any short person

Well according to Tall people rule #3, I’m legally allowed to bully you cause you’re short

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the most awesome people in the world

The Irish people who live on the planet called earth or people of Irish decent.

oh my gosh you're Irish! You are one of the most awesome people in the world!

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large dark nipple people

A race from a far away planet, ruled by the invicible Wing-Blow, who was purposly taught wrong... as a joke. His nuts-to-fist style of martial arts is world renowed and feared.

"I rock... and roll... all day long. Sweet Suzy!"

"No! He will kill you like a small dog!"

"Oh God... again with the squeaky shoes!"

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avery likes naked people

simply put, Avery prefers people without their clothes on as opposed to those fully dressed. If he were to throw a party, he would probably make it a nude celebration, seeing as he likes naked things. The only exception would be the naked mole rat, which looks better with clothes on.

Avery likes naked people way more than clothed people. but don't we all???

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